Ladies and gentleman, a new and interesting character has arrived. His name is Paul Crik and he has one mission: killing it.
You might be asking yourself, "what is killing it?" Well, I can't tell you what "killing it" is (you'll have to discover that for yourself). I can only tell you what "killing it" is not.
"It is not a replication. It is not on a set. It is not surreal; it is not real. It is not comedy; it is not tragedy. It is not sublime; it is not absurd. It is not good; it is not bad."
It is yours.
Thanks for checking in y'all. Now go kill it.