If you needed a reminder of how many terrible songs The Black Eyed Peas have produced throughout their incomprehensible career then I hope you caught the Superbowl Halftime Show. While songs like "Boom Boom Pow" and "Where Is The Love?" were damn near torturous to take in, I think the most deflating moment of the performance was this-
When Slash emerged from the depths of that monstrous stage wearing a disproportionately sized silver bedazzled top hat the part of myself that is perpetually ten years old slowly began to die. And then Fergie started . . . singing? And snake-dancing! She had the nerve to snake-dance!
